Scaun de stat…in stat.

E bun pentru…Veniti voi cu solutia

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Anunțuri

Cutiuta cu vechituri

Cum mai am de stat pana vineri in Charlotte, in camera de hotel neavand multe alternative, am zis sa ma apuc sa haladuiesc cu masina. Numai ca de prin august anul trecut de cand am inceput proiectul de aici, am bantuit tot ce se putea bantui. Stand eu intr-o pozitie oarecum de relaché , adicatelea tolanit cu laptop-ul in brate, ma apuc sa caut „ceva” la care as putea privi cu oaresice atentie. Sapand prin cutiuta cu vechituri (are numa’ 160gb) iote peste ce am dat: B.B. King – LIVE!!! Nu stiu pe unde l-ati putea gasi…Eu pur si simplu in seara asta m-am simtit bine. Si ca sa vedeti despre ce vorbesc, uite aici o mostra:

Boala nationala

Eu nu inteleg un lucru… Abia s-a terminat meciul de fotbal dintre ai nostrii si ai lor. De ce dupa un meci de fotbal de 90 de minute, trebuie sa existe mii de minute, pe toate posturile tv, de vaicareala si asa zisa „analiza tehnico-tactico-anchetologica” ? Care mai de care cu idei, cu tatici, cu jucatori neselectionati si asa mai departe. Cum poti afirma dupa un meci pierdut ca ai fost mai bun??? Printre alte bube ce le are poporul roman (e multe rau), predomina vaicareala. Boala nationala.

Legi de pe la ei, II

Astazi o a doua parte din ciudatele legi de pe la „ei„:

  • In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset
  • It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds in Idaho. (Adica ori te duci cu roaba plina ori cu tractorul).
  • It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb. Solutia? Furtunul de la masina de spalat 😉
  • Sex toys are banned throughout the state. Adica, marfa de contrabanda acolo este vibratorul?
  • Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
  • It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.WTF???
  • Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
  • You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
  • Women may not drive in a house coat.
  • You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
  • It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
  • It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
  • Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
  • It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.