Legi de pe la ei, II

Astazi o a doua parte din ciudatele legi de pe la “ei“:

• In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset
• It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds in Idaho. (Adica ori te duci cu roaba plina ori cu tractorul).
• It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb. Solutia? Furtunul de la masina de spalat
• Sex toys are banned throughout the state. Adica, marfa de contrabanda acolo este vibratorul?
• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.WTF???
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
• Women may not drive in a house coat.
• You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
• It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
• It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
• Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
• It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

Tratat de mitocanie

In caz ca nu stiati cum se numesc speciile ce predomina romania, cei de la Guerilla cica, le-au pus pe tava ca wikipedia. Numai ca io l-am vazut la Moshe&Moderchai.

Legi de pe la ei

Acum nu stiu cat de tampite haioase sunt legile romaniei, ca eu dupa un an de drept m-am reparat fara lamaie. Despre legile lu’ astia ce sa mai zic, iote niste mostre:

• No one may visit their departed loved ones late at night.
• Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
• Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
• All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
• If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. WTF?!?!
• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
• It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

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